Eee Cee Que Blues – Paano Nilitgas ni Erich Gonzales ang ABS-CBN
By Pesteng Ahem
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These are stories about life during the extended community quarantine. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of my imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
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My name is Gamaliel Cordoba. I am Commissioner of the National Telecommunications Commission. This is the story of my experience during the ECQ.
I was appointed by President Arroyo to head the NTC in 2009 after serving as her adviser on political affairs. I thought the NTX would be a dead-end job, to be honest. I was pleased to find that the level of graft in the commission exceeded even my pale expectations. I learned quickly that whoever controls the media, controls public opinion. And the NTC controls the media. And I now control the NTC.
During my first six months, I set up a series of off-shore bank accounts (mainly in small Caribbean countries with generous tax laws). Applications for new licenses and for renewals of expiring licenses were the main source of my graft. I was happy to earn money while serving the Filipino people.
A few years after my appointment, one of my advisers briefed me about a case for renewal that was quite delicious. It appears that the telecommunications giant ABS-CBN’s license was up for renewal. The network is known to flaunt the rules regularly. The NTC has issued cease-and-desist and show-cause orders to ABS-CBN in the past. These were often no big deals — once the orders were received, Mark Lopez, the Chairman of the Board of the network, would send a message to my Telegram encrypted account with a screenshot of the deposit of funds to my off-shore accounts from their dummy accounts. Then, I would simply ring an NTC underling to go easy on the network. It was a cosy little set up that worked well for everyone.
This all changed when the network screwed a non-traditional politician during the previous election cycle. To their horror, the person they screwed was elected to the highest office of the land. I’m sure Lopez was kicking himself when he saw the news.
For a while, I thought that I, too, would be replaced at the NTC. After all, I’d served two under two administrations already. To my great delight, I was at home when one of the President’s advisers dropped in for a visit to inform me that I could continue in my post IF I could give the network a hard time on their application for license renewal. I agreed. It’s what I would have done anyway, to be honest.
The license renewal process is typically straightforward. However, there were some anomalies in the ABS-CBN application. First, the application was for a new license, not a renewal. Second, our guys detected that they were applying for licenses to operate several channels (the plural) not a channel (the singular). This is a major deviation from their original license. Third, their history of snubbing the law was on the record. They really should fire their legal team. However, that wasn’t my call. I simply enforce the law, receive my cut, and everybody wins. How hard is that?
As the date for the expiry of their license approached, the network launched an aggressive media and political campaign badging this an attack on press freedom. They even stage-managed a public apology to the President. Ha! What a load of bullshit. This was a purely legal matter that was easily resolved by some revisions to their application and the deposit of a seven-figure sum into my account.
Well, things got personal when I was called to congressional hearings on legislative franchises and their expiring license. I didn’t mind addressing the committees. What I found offensive was the media smear campaign that was perpetrated by the network. This was an attack me that I took rather personally. My staff wanted me to retaliate, but that’s not my style. I endured the media storm, knowing that the next news cycle would bring a newly manufactured concern for the public to worry about. Instead of taking the bait, I saved everything in my little brown bag and made plans to screw ABS-CBN when the time for reckoning arrived.
I didn’t need to do much but allow events to unfold. Any idiot could see the approaching cliff. The problem was that idiot Lopez and his legal team thought that they were above the law. I could see their smug faces as the calendar ticked over to 04 May, the final day of their current license. They made no moves to save themselves, trusting in the lies of their supporters. More importantly, my bank account still did not register the money transfer that I expected. I had no choice but to instruct our legal team to draft a letter informing ABS-CBN of the expiration of their renewal, charging them of breaches under the relevant law, and ordering them to cease-and-desist their broadcast. I took great pleasure in signing the document. I sat back and watched the chaos ensue.
Fuck you, ABS-CBN! This is what you get when you don’t play by my rules. I heard that Mark Lopez crapped his pants when he received a copy of the letter. He tried to contact me via Telegram, but I refused to answer. I knew that he knew that there were no legal remedies open to him in the immediate term except to comply with our orders. Shutting the network would cost them tens of millions of pesos a day. The process of applying for a temporary restraining order alone would take a few days. The network ceased its broadcasts after TV Patrol finished its program that same evening. Boo hoo. Cry cry.
The resulting public uproar was delicious to watch. Everybody wanted to be interviewed. The general narrative became that closure of ABS-CBN would cost lives because Filipinos would be deprived of information about COVID-19. Fuck me sideways! How much discussion do you think takes place on “It’s Showtime”? Bloody libs.
Anyway, I was sitting in my kitchen enjoying a quiet cup of tea one evening when a member of my security detail said that a contingent from ABS-CBN was here to see me. I sighed and looked at the CCTV. A convoy of two luxury cars and four vans was parked outside my gate. I recognised the slimy Mark Lopez and Carlo Katigbak, the president of the network. I told the officer to show them to my home office.
I was home alone. My wife was out playing mahjong with her amigas and wouldn’t be back until the day after. I asked the maid to prepare some refreshments for the guests. Then, I ducked into the bedroom to put on a shirt and some slacks.
I entered my office. Lopez and Katigbak were seated on the couch. They both got us as I closed the door.
“Gentlemen, ano ang ipaglilingkod ko sa inyo ngayong gabi?” I smiled. Lopez and Katigbak offered to shake my hand; I looked at their outstretched hands, turned around and took a seat on my recliner. The two remained standing.
Carlo started to talk. “Mr Cordoba, alam ninyo na may malaking problema tayo na dapat…”
I raised my hand to stop him. “Nasa sa inyo ang problema, Mr Katigbak. Ipinatutupad lamang ng NTC ang batas.”
Mark took over from the president. “Ummm… Opo, Mr Cordoba. Nagkamali lang ng salita si Carlo. May problema po ang ABS-CBN. Matagal na po tayong magkakilala. Baka naman po magagawan po ninyo ng paraan na magpalawng-bisa ang direktiba ninyo na mag ‘cease-and-desist’ kami ng pagpapatakbo ng ABS-CBN.”
I brushed my hand in the air dismissively. “Ang hirap sa inyo, napakaagresibo ninyo sa mga tumutulong sa inyo.” I motioned to them them to sit. “Alam mo, Mark, nasaktan ako at napahiya ang pamilya ko sa mga balita na ibrinodkast ninyo tungkol sa akin at sa Komisyon noong mga nakaraang buwan. Alam mo naman na ayaw ko ng gulo and mas ayaw ko na nasa sentro ng atensyon. Dahil sa inyo pinahirapan ako ng mga gagong mga kongresista noong naghearing sila. Sumabay pa kayo. Tapos ngayon, humihingi kayo ng tulong?”
“Opo, Mr Corboda. Mali yung ginawa namin.”
“Mark, alam ko na ang tarantadong ito,” I threw an ashtray at Carlo’s head but I missed, “ang pasimuno ng lahat ng nagyari.” Carlo was seething but remained silent and seated. “Bago nangyari and lahat, hindi ba nagusap na tayo?”
“Yes, Sir. Pinagtiwalaan ko si Carlo. Sana ako na lang ang nagasikaso. Grabe ang lugi namin bawat araw na tumatagal na sarado kami.” He turned to Carlo and kicked him. “Maghintay ka nga sa labas!” Carlo got up and apologised to both of us before leaving the room. Fucking idiot!
“Papalitan namin ‘yan next month,” said Mark. “Magaling siyang Operating Officer pero inutil bilang President.”
“Siya ang dapat sisihin sa mga problema ninyo ngayon. Noong nagsimula siya noong 2015, pinayuhin ko na siya kung ano ang gagawin. Mukhang wala naman nangyari.” I got up and poured out some whiskey for myself and Mark. He rose from the couch to collect the ashtray that I hurled at Carlo. I placed his glass on the coffee table and resumed my seat. He picked up the glass and did the same.
“So, ano ang gagawin natin ngayon?”
Mark pulled out a letter from a folder and laid it on the coffeetable. “Naghanda po ang mga abugado namin ng pahayag. Ito’y nagsasabi na iaangat ang utos na mag ‘cease-and-desist’ ang mga operasyon namin dahil nagkasundo na ang ABS-CBN at ang NTC sa mga hakbang na isasagawa ng network para maayos ang lisensya namin. Kasabay ng pagkaangat ng ‘cease-and-desist’ na utos, iaaprobahan rin ng NTC ang pansamantalang lisensya para mapasimula uli ng ABS-CBN ang mga brodcast namin, habang nagdedesisyon ang Kongreso tungkol sa prangkisa namin.” I picked up the statement and read it. It was constructed well.
Mark passed another page to me. “Alam namin na balak tumakbo ng anak ninyo bilang kongresista sa kanyang distrito. Susuportahan namin siya ng air time, magdadala po kami ng mga artista sa mga rally niya, at tutulong ang media team namin magplano ng mga events niya. Hindi po namin kayo sisingilin.” I scanned to offer.
Mark passed a third page. “Pag kalmado na uli at may bagong pinagaabala ang mga tao, gagawa po kami ng tahimik na kampanya para po mapabuti ang inyong reputasyon.”
Finally, he handed me a slip of paper folded in half. “Kapag magkasundo tayo ngayong gabi, ito po ang maidedeposito namin sa account ninyo.” I unfolded the slip, took a pen, crossed out the figure and doubled it. Then, I slid it back to Mark.
“Nagtaas na ang presyo ko. Sisihin mo si Katigbak.” I smiled. “Deal?”
Mark looked at the slip and nodded his head. “Deal.”
I stood to shake his hand, which he took quite excitedly. I turned to my desk and rang my assistant. “Judy, may ipapatype ako sa iyo na kailangan ko ngayon. Gamitin mo yung letterhead ng NTC. Ipapadala ko ngayon ang litrato sa cellphone mo.” A few minutes later, I received the email with the document I needed. I printed it and showed it to Mark Lopez. Then, with an exaggerated flair of my write, I pulled out my fountain pen and signed the document and three copies.
Mark received his copy and placed it in the folder. Then, he called Carlo back into the room and handed him the folder. “Okay na tayo, Carlo. Magpasalamat ka kay Commissioner Cordoba.”
“Maraming salamat po, Commissioner Cordoba.” I waved him away.
“Carlo, paki baba na yung ibang mga regalo natin para mapresenta na natin kay Commissioner.” Carlo bowed and scurried out the door. I was expecting a few bottles of single-malt whiskey. A few minutes later, though, in walked five actresses from the stables of the ABS-CBN network: Bea Alonzo, Erich Gonzales, Julia Barretto, Kim Chiu, and Arci Munos. The ladies all wore evening gowns and heels. Hair and make up was on point.
Mark introduced the ladies individually. Then, he said, “Girls, kilala ninyo si Commissioner Cordoba. Nang dahil sa kanya, makakabrodkast uli ang ABS-CBN!” The ladies were genuinely thankful to hear the news. They were jumping up and down and clapping. All of them thanked me.
“Ok, girls, humilera kayo kasama si Commissioner para sa litrato.”
I stopped Mark. “Mr Chairman, gamitin mo ang cellphone ko,” I said. Mark understood the need for discretion. I handed my phone to Carlo.
We positioned ourselves for the shot. The ladies stood in the centre while Mark and I stood at each end. Carlo took the shot. Then, Mark drew me aside. “Pili na kayo, Commissioner,” he whispered. I grinned.
Bea and Julia were just bad news. They carried so much baggage in the head that, no matter how beautiful they looked, I didn’t want anything to do with them. I told Mark that I’d be celebrating with the remaining three ladies.
“Bea, Julia, babalik na tayo sa studio. May paguusapan pang proyekto sina Arci, Erich, Kim at ang Commissioner.” Bea and Julia kissed me on each cheek and exited the room. Before Mark shut the door, he said, “Carlo, kumuha ka ng isa pang litrato para sa Commissioner. Hihintayin kita sa labas.”
I stood in front of my desk. Erich stood to my right and wrapped her arm around my waist to pull me close. Arci positioned herself to my left and put my arm around her shoulder; she slipped her left arm against my back. Kim was next to Arci.
Erich was dressed in a beige, backless evening dress with a plunging neckline. I slipped my right hand to the small of her back and moved it downward, past her skimpy thong, and rested it on the cheek of her ass. She turned to me and gave me a peck on the cheek.
Carlo took the shot and Arci and Kim moved away from me. My right hand remained on Erich’s spectacular ass. Carlo placed my phone on the desk and left the room. As soon as the door was shut, I opened my left arm wide. Kim came to me and gave me a French kiss. My right hand moved from Erich’s ass cheek, up her back, and around her body to cup her right tit. Arci reached behind her and started to undo the clasp of her halter top. By the time I broke the kiss, Arci was topless.
“Girls, magpahinga muna kayo sa kuwarto ko sa itaas. May paguusapan lang kami ni Erich. Susunod ako pagkatapos ng mga 30 minuto.” Both girls gave a small pout but turned around to leave. I stopped fondling Erich’s nipple, lay it on her shoulder and pushed her to the ground. Erich got the hint and dropped to her knees in front of me. The last thing Arci and Kim saw before the door closed was Erich unbuckling my belt.
“Sir, salamat uli sa tulong mo sa amin.” Erich unbuttoned my pants and was undoing my zipper. I remained silent. “Makakapagpatuloy po ang mga proyekto na itinalaga sa akin. Excited po ako na makakatrabaho ako uli.”
My right hand moved behind Erich’s head and grabbed a handful of her hair. I pulled her head back. “Baka pwede mong ipakita sa akin kung gaano ka kasabik.” Although this sudden aggression surprised her, Erich did not break out of her role. “Opo, Commissioner.” I kissed her roughly on her mouth, my tongue forcing its way into hers. She sucked my tongue forcefully and moaned into my mouth. I pushed her head back, breaking the kiss. She wiped the excess saliva using the back of her left hand, smearing some of her lipstick. Then, she resumed her work on my pants.
Erich drew down the zipper, grasped my pants at the hips and pulled down. I stepped out of them and flicked them to the side using my foot. Erich placed her left hand on my bare thigh. With her right hand, She traced my semi-erect cock. “Sir, malaki pala ang dinadala ninyo.” Erich pressed against the fabric, showing the outline of my cock against my thigh. She grabbed my cock over the cloth and rubbed it. “Ssssss… Nararamdaman ko po yung init niya.”
Erich’s left hand moved from my thigh, under the leg of my underwear and reached under me to run her fingers against my balls. I could feel my balls constrict a little from the way her long nails scratched them. I grabbed the top of Erich’s head and pulled her face to my groin. Erich opened her mouth and licked my cock shaft over my underwear. She used her teeth to bite my flesh lightly. I felt Erich’s left hand cup my balls, giving them a gentle massage.
With her right hand, Erich reached over the top of my underwear and grabbed my cock. She lifted my cock over the waistband, exposing the head and shaft to the air. She noticed that a small pearl of pre-cum had emerged from the tip. With her thumb, she smeared the liquid all over the head and around the crown. Her left remained playing with my balls. I had to admit to myself that Erich was quite good at this.
I reached down and grabbed her by the armpit. Erich rose and met my lips in a deep French kiss. I released the kiss, brought my mouth to her ear and hissed, “Chupain mo ako, puta!”
Erich dropped to her knees, removed my underwear, grasped my cock with both hands, spit on the head and swallowed my cock. I could feel my 8″ cock travel past the back of her throat and down her gullet. It did not appear that Erich had a gag reflex. My cock was so deep inside her throat that her nose and forehead was rubbing against my lower abdomen. Her throat felt exquisite.
After a few seconds, Erich quickly released my cock from her mouth. I could see that her eyes were watering and her mascara was smeared. A large amount of saliva coated my cock and ran down her fingers. Drool was dropped from the edges of her mouth, onto her chin and landed on her chest.
She positioned my cock and started to lick the head and shaft. Then, she opened her mouth and started to suck my cock, using her hands to stimulate the underside and shaft as it followed behind. I threw my head back and enjoyed the young girl’s great technique. She was hitting all the right spots. I grabbed my phone and recorded her blowjob.
“Erich, hindi ka ba naiinitan sa suot mo?” Erich took the hint. She released my cock and slipped the straps of her gown from her shoulders. Then, she removed the tape over her nipples, tossing them to the floor. She lifted her mouth off my cock, leaving a string of saliva. Then, she looked the straight into the camera as she rubbed my cock head against her nipples. After they were coated in her saliva, she positioned my cock between her tits and started to lift her chest up and down. She added to the lubrication coating my cock by dripping long strands of saliva from her mouth.
“Sir, ang laki po ng titi ninyo.” She played for the camera. “Nasasarapan ba po kayo sa ginagawa ko?”
I slowly moved my body downward and lay on the floor in front of my desk. Erich never stopped giving my cock a tit job. A few moments after I had reclined fully, Erich release my cock from between my tits and returned it to her mouth. Then, she reached to her hip and undid the clasp holding the rest of her dress. Erich wiggled out of her dress and tossed it to the side. Erich was now dressed only in black thongs and a pair of stilettos.
Erich continued to give me a blowjob. I swatted both her hands from my cock. Erich took the hint and released my cock, using only her mouth the please me. Her left hand reached for my balls while her right hand rubbed her pussy over her panties.
“Ang sarap ng bunganga mo, puta. Ang dami mo na sigurong chinupa, no Erich?” She moaned into the camera.
I raised my eyebrows to catch her attention. “Kantutin mo ako,” I ordered.
Erich released my cock from her mouth and gave the head a light kiss. Then she stood up, faced away from me and placed both legs on either side of my hips. Then, she lowered herself so that her thong-clad ass was hovering over my cock. She grabbed my cock and positioned it vertically. With the other, Erich, slowly peeled her thong to the side, exposing her waxed pussy and pink asshole. She turned around and looked at the camera from behind.
Erich slowly lowered herself onto my cock. The muscles of her thighs and core were straining, but her fitness as quite apparent as she held that pose. The hand holding my cock steady rubbed my head against her pussy lips, causing the labia to separate. She used my cock to stimulate her clit, too.
“Tang ina, nakakalibog po ang titi ninyo, Sir.” She released the hand holding her thong and spit into it. Then, she brought her saliva to her pussy, adding to the lubrication. “Hindi na po ako makahintay. Kailangan ko po ang titi ninyo sa loob ko.” Erich steadied her body and I felt her lower her hips and force my cock head into her cunt. I could feel and see her pussy lips separate. She encountered some resistance, so she pulled up and repositioned my cock. Then, she resumed her slow, downward progress.
I could feel my pressure build in front of my cock head. Then, suddenly, I could feel her inner lips give way, causing about three inches to enter her pussy at once. I could hear Erich shout. “Fuccckkk! Sir, pumasok na ang titi ninyo.” I pointed the camera to where her pussy was joined to my cock. Despite the tight seal that her pussy lips made around my cock, I could see some of her juice escape the edges and make its way downward.
After a pause, Erich lifted herself so that only the head remained lodged in her expensive pussy. Then, using her body weight, she drove my cock deeper into her. Fuuucckk! Erich’s pussy was sooo warm and velvety. I look and she managed to insert six inches; she had two inches left.
Again, Erich lifted a bit and, with a grimace, lowered herself, this time tossing all caution to the wind and slamming her full body weight down. My entire cock was now inside of her. “Aaaaahhhhh! Siiiirrrr. Hindi po ako makahinga sa laki ng titi ninyo.” I felt Erich reach in front of her and rub her clit with her fingers. “Siiirrrr! Mag-ccummmmm na akooo! I’mmmmm cummmiingggg, Siiirrrrr….. Fuuucckkkkk…… Puuutannnnggg inaaaa, aanngggg saaaarrapppp!” I could feel Erich’s pussy grab my entire cock in a strong crip. Then, Erich threw her head backward and her shoulders twitched. I captured all of this on camera.
After a few seconds, Erich regained her composure. She looked back and smiled sheepishly. “Pasensya na po kayo, Sir. Hindi po ako nakapagpigil.” She bent forward and grabbed my ankles. This caused her to raise her ass. I could see just how far my cock was stretching her pussy lips. I also observed how much cream had collected around the base of my cock from her orgasm.
Erich pulled herself forward, causing my cock to slide out of her, Then she raised her ass further and started to twerk her hips using rapid strokes. Her pussy felt like a moist glove wrapped around my cock, gripping it on all sides. I knew that I was also stimulating her G-spot. To help her along, I held the camera on one hand and spanked her with the other.
“Oh, Sir! Spank me, Sir.”
I spanked her hard a second time.
“Fuckk, Sir. More, Sir.”
I gave her another. Her ass cheek was now red.
“Masarap ba ang masikip kong pussy, Sir?”
I hit her again. I grabbed her by the hip and drew her backward. Erich took the cue and leaned back against me. She spread her legs wide and rested them outside of my thighs. I placed the camera on the floor and grabbed both her tits roughly, leaving some marks on the smooth flesh.
In her position, Erich could no longer move her pussy. I took charge, using my hips to thrust hard in and out of her cunt. I released one tit and pressed hard on her clit in a circular motion. With the other hand, I grabbed her nipple and twisted hard to the rhythm of my thrusts.
Erich was now thrashing about. She was close to a big orgasm. I, too, could feel the familiar tightening of my balls. Erich twisted her head and brought her mouth to mine. She sucked my tongue and accepted my saliva.
I continued pumping my hard cock deep into her tight cunt. Erich’s breathing grew irregular and her body began to shake. She stopped sucking my tongue, only leaving her mouth open. My rhythm was becoming haphazard. Erich could sense my orgasm.
She opened her eyes and gasped, “Gusto ko pong tikman ang tamod ninyo, Sir. Cum in my mouth, Sir.”
I stared into her beautiful face. I thrust hard into her pussy and kept my cock in that position. I wanted to ignore her and deposit my load into her cunt.
“Please, Sir. Pwede po kayong magcum sa pussy ko mamaya. Gusto ko lang pong maramdaman ang sirit ng tamod ninyo sa bunganga ko.”
“Malapit na ako, Erich.”
“Ako rin po, Sir. Cum in my mouth, Sir.”
“Fuckkk, Erich. Ang sarap talaga ng pussy mo.”
“Opo, Sir. Mamaya, gusto ko kayong mag-cum sa loob ng pussy ko.”
“Erichhh… Malapit na lumabas… Ito na, Ericccchhh… Ahhhh…”
Erich hopped off my cock, grabbed the shaft, swallowed the head and started to suck. A few moments later, but cock erupted, spewing sperm into her mouth. Erich looked me straight in the eyes as I deposited load after load of warm, sticky, salty cum.
Erich collected all the cum and slowly released my cock. Then, she looked upward and opened her mouth, showing me how much cum she had collected. Her tongue swished the cum around her open mouth. She closed her mouth and swallowed my cum. She looked at me and smiled. “Ang sarap ng cum ninyo, Sir.”
Erich’s hair and makeup was a mess, some cum that escaped her mouth was all over her mouth and dripped to her chest, her naked body showed some bruising, her knees were red from the floor and her ass was bright red. However, Erich Gonzales never looked sexier. There’s nothing like a freshly fucked look on a prim and proper woman. I took a final still photo with my phone. Erich posed with a cute smile and a peace sign.
She hugged me. “Salamat uli, Sir, sa tulong ninyo sa amin.” She got up and collected her shoes in her hand. She left her gown and thong on the floor. Then she helped me up and put her arm in mine. “Halika, Sir. Alam kong inip na inip na si Kim at si Arci. Alam ba ninyo na magaling kumain ng kepyas si Arci at mahilig magpakantot sa pwet si Kim?” She led me to the door. “May pangako pa ako na tatanggapin ko ang tamod ninyo sa pussy ko.” She winked and turned the handle.